RT @blakegriffin: Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.
RT @Johngcole: Shorter Michelle Bachmann- I like my husband closeted, fuck you very much.
RT @AdamSchefter: Breaking news that will be hard to imagine in Washington: Patriots DL Albert Haynesworth passed his conditioning test …
RT @yachtbounce: Only three more days until @yachtbounce hits Austin, TX!! Woohoo!
RT @plaxico: I just went to the gas station to put some air in my tires. Air cost a dollar! That’s crazy! It used to b free. I ain’t bee …
RT @Nastinchka: My credit card is frozen, because somebody tried to use it in Germany. For approx. $65. DREAM BIGGER, IDENTITY THIEVES.
Remember this quote heard tonight “I’m sure my family agrees w/me, I haven’t consulted them”
The search for the most 90’s movie of the 90’s, this is awesome http://goo.gl/QuszP
RT @edsbs: If you’re unaffiliated and wondering which way to go in BYU/Florida, remember that BYU unleashed this on the world: http://bi …
RT @darrenrovell: Incredibly awesome fake Madden ‘12 cover by @SgtAndyNorris http://twitpic.com/48ygaz (via @willbrinson)
